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The Seven Emotional Stages of Dealing With Fussy Eaters

Posted on August 31, 2015 by hugzillablog

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This article is also being featured over at Mamamia. One of my kids is a fussy eater. Meal times at my house are emotionally-charged events with striking similarities to the narrative arc of Ancient Greek tragedies, with melodrama, conflict, miscommunication … Continue reading →

Posted in Motherhood 101, Parenting 101, Stuff my kids say or do

10 Things I Wasn’t Expecting When My Kid Started School

Posted on June 16, 2015 by hugzillablog

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This post is also featured on The Motherish. My five year old started kindergarten this year. In a lot of ways it felt like I was the one starting school again: getting lost on the way to the office, wondering … Continue reading →

Posted in Parenting 101, Stuff my kids say or do

My Two Year Old Only Has One Ear. This is Why

Posted on September 2, 2014 by hugzillablog

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So, it’s Hearing Awareness Week. Yawn, right? Another bloody awareness week. Last week was Earworms Have Feelings Too Awareness Week, next week is Ice Bucket Challenge Injuries Awareness Week and the week after that is Awareness of Another ‘Awareness Week’ Awareness … Continue reading →

Posted in Most Popular, Motherhood 101, Parenting 101, Stuff my kids say or do

Great Mysteries of the World: Why Can’t Boys Control Their Penis?

Posted on July 25, 2014 by hugzillablog

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  If there is one thing guaranteed to get your day started off on the right foot, it’s being woken up by your kids at some obscene hour of the morning, dragging your bleary-eyed self into the bathroom for your … Continue reading →

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Don’t bite the ass that feeds you

Posted on December 13, 2013 by hugzillablog

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  I have a threenager. He is about a month shy of turning four years old. We’ve done the “terrible twos”, we’re almost at the end of “threenagerdom” and in my head once the clock ticks over on his fourth … Continue reading →

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When Mummy Has All the Answers. Or Not.

Posted on November 3, 2013 by hugzillablog

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So we’ve come through the hard, thankless slog of early infant/toddlerhood and now my oldest kid is finally at the age where I find him kind of interesting. He is almost four years old and full of curiosity about the … Continue reading →

Posted in Parenting 101, Stuff my kids say or do Tagged Books, Motherhood, parenting

When Luck Turns Into a Steaming Pile of Crap

Posted on September 21, 2013 by hugzillablog

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My son won the world’s lamest lucky dip prize today. Unfortunately for him he seems to have already inherited his parents’ stupendously poor fortune at games of luck and skill.  We were at the local fete today and Mr Zilla … Continue reading →

Posted in Hugzilla Favourites, Stuff my kids say or do Tagged kids

My preschooler is devastated by the 2013 Federal election

Posted on September 7, 2013 by hugzillablog

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I don’t think there is anyone more devastated about the 2013 election result than my three year old son. We finally got around to voting this afternoon after being out and about all morning doing a few chores. Mr 3.5 … Continue reading →

Posted in Parenting 101, Stuff my kids say or do Tagged kids, parenting

If My Kids Were on Facebook: “Put him on the boob”

Posted on July 24, 2013 by hugzillablog

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The great thing about kids is that sometimes they will up and say something so incredibly surprising and funny that you forgive them for annoying the shit out of you the other 23.95 hours of the day. My three year … Continue reading →

Posted in Stuff my kids say or do Tagged breastfeeding, facebook, kids, sibling rivalry

If my kids were on Facebook: Night frolicking

Posted on July 2, 2013 by hugzillablog

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My 13 month old woke up ready to party at 10pm last night. I was ready to go to sleep. No points for guessing who won. And just in case you missed the last time my kids tore up Facebook. … Continue reading →

Posted in Stuff my kids say or do Tagged facebook, kids, sibling rivalry, sleep

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Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 8.36.17 pm Hugzilla is a piss-taking mummy blogger with a PhD in Snark. Her sub-majors are in parenting, kids and kitchen disasters. She also collaborates on another blog called Clean Up In Aisle Three.

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