Melissa Hugzilla – author of satirical parenting blog Hugzilla – was a charmer.
Plain of feature and loud of mouth, she was no Tara Moss but still fuckable enough on a good day.
In one interview she said “I’ve never been into clothes or figure, but since giving birth my body is worse for wear. My tits sag and my ass droops and my belly looks like an uncooked mound of baker’s dough. Despite all that, I’ve never had any trouble attracting the opposite sex. Some men will fuck anything”.
Hugzilla will always be remembered as the sole inventor of the chicken schitzel cake; overcoming a complete absence of culinary skills at birth to become a ground-breaking pioneer of the meat-cake genre.
Whilst her writing career was somewhat less than notable, she made up for a complete lack of talent with a recurring series of tired in-jokes about bum bags and the occasional think-piece about vaginas or kitchen appliances.
RIP Colleen McCullough.
You deserved better than that breathtaking example of #everydaysexism to commemorate your incredible life and to reflect on your legacy.
For anyone who missed it today, here was the way squillion-selling author Colleen McCullough was remembered in the obituary section of The Australian.
Plain-looking fat chick. Wrote a few books.
Sometimes there aren’t enough “fuck you”s in the world…