So it seems that all this time I’ve been hiding my light under a bushel, when I thought I was hiding my fanny under a bum bag.
Here I was thinking I was just a DAGGY old mummy blogger, when what I REALLY am is a SHIT-HOT fashion blogger on the cutting-edge of coture.
For those of you who may have missed it, I caused a funny little stir a couple of months back when I made the brave confession that in lieu of a handbag, I actually used a bum bag instead.
A green nylon bumbag.
It left people howling with laughter and howling with derision and howling with disbelief.
Lots of my conversations – real and online – went like this.
Them: Do you REALLY wear that thing?
Them: OMG I thought you were JOKING!
I warned everyone that I was single-handedly bringing booty-bag back, and NO ONE believed me.
Then the sightings started…
The Australian version of Big Brother.
The trickle became a flood and then this story broke on Mamamia:
(Note to newly-emerging diva-self: Leverage Mamamia contacts to have author fired)
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Fashion icons, all.
Who’s laughing now, bitches?
And PS. Hugzilla vs SJP.
I wore it better. Do you agree?